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The best and most expensive cabbage ever

The glorious building. Even a damp evening couldn't dull its beauty.
The glorious building. Even a damp evening couldn’t dull its beauty.

I have recently had the most expensive meal I have ever eaten. I mean seriously expensive… and seriously good too.

I had of course heard about Michelin starred restaurants. I never quite understood what a car tyre and a chubby marshmallow man had to do with excellent food – but when friends suggested an outing to one such restaurant, I was very pleased to go.

The restaurant was the Paris House Restaurant in the grounds of Woburn Abbey. That should have told me a lot. And if not, one glance at the building was enough.

It was built in 1878 as part of The Paris International Exhibition. Apparently the then Duke of Bedford  fell in love with it, had it dismantled and shipped to his estate where it was lovingly rebuilt to become… wait for it … accommodation for his staff.

It’s also been a private dwelling and a hospital and of course is now a fine restaurant, with a bomb shelter in the back garden (as all the very best restaurants have).

The dining experience is a tasting menu – eight or ten course – with an accompanying wine flight.

SPRING LAMB with Turnip, Almond & Black Fig
SPRING LAMB with Turnip, Almond & Black Fig

We chose the ten course and I have to say, I have never eaten food of this quality. It was amazing.

SICILIAN RED PRAWN with Sauce Romesco, Pine Kernel & Bella Di Cerignola
SICILIAN RED PRAWN with Sauce Romesco, Pine Kernel & Bella Di Cerignola

Of course, there is one in every crowd – or in our case two. The staff smoothly produced suitable substitutes for my diabetic friend. In fact, his desserts looked wonderful.

Just one of the desserts prepared for my diabetic friend.
Just one of the desserts prepared for my diabetic friend.

I was the other difficult one. I thought the sommelier was going to protest when I told him I didn’t drink white wine. But he put on a brave face and served me red wines, even with the fish. He did a wonderful job of selecting them. They were excellent.

JOHN DORY with Cuttlefish, Bulgar Wheat, Preserved Lemon & Tomato - tasted good with a light red wine.
JOHN DORY with
Cuttlefish, Bulgar Wheat, Preserved Lemon & Tomato – tasted good with a light red wine.

We had a leisurely meal ending with not one or two but FOUR dessert courses. They know their patrons well.

BROKEN TARTLET with Strawberries, Lime, Clotted Cream & Nasturtium
BROKEN TARTLET with Strawberries, Lime, Clotted Cream & Nasturtium

So by now I guess you are wondering how much it cost. It’s no secret. The menu and prices are on their website. £99 per person for the ten course menu. Plus £50 per person for the six part wine flight. And then there is the cost of the bottled water, and the canapés. And the service charge…

CHERRY with Burnt White Chocolate & Rose
CHERRY with Burnt White Chocolate & Rose

Yes,  it was far too much money to spend on a meal. But this wasn’t just a meal, It was an experience. The staff were brilliant. And the food exceptional. And if you were to ask me my favourite dish – the answer would be the cabbage. Cabbage???? Not just any cabbage but…

SPRING CABBAGE : Smoked Jersey Royal, Spring Cabbage & Gracilaria

If, like me, you have no idea what gracilaria is, according to Wikipedia it is a red algae. And it makes cabbage taste like nothing on earth.

Sorry there’s no photo of the cabbage. It was consumed far too fast.